Geek puns

Amy sent me these a while back. I took out a bunch that were even too bad for my pun standards.

  • Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter is: Eskimo Pi
  • Half of a large intestine is: 1 semicolon
  • 453.6 graham crackers is: 1 pound cake
  • 1 kilogram of falling figs is: 1 Fig Newton
  • 1 millionth of a fish is: 1 microfiche
  • 2 monograms is: 1 diagram
  • 8 nickels is: 2 paradigms

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